fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."

"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"

by Richie January 26, 2004

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jugi fruit

A man's nut sack, balls, or testicles.

My jugi fruit is itchy.

by Kriegh January 07, 2005

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Fruit looping

After a bad night of sex with your girl, make her a bowl of fruit loops. Instead of filling the whole bowl with milk, fill half of it with skeet. Then sit and watch her, while laughing.

Dude, she gave me the worst sex tonight, so tomorrow I'm totally fruit looping the bitch.

by tucancum August 20, 2007

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bruised fruit

A homosexual male with emotional issues.

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006

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fruit of the womb

Being gay from the start or by default, never having a chance at being straight.

Fruits of the womb could be products of:
overbearing, babying mothers,
cruel, dress-up inducing leauge of sister,
tought-love and anti-affection fathers,
being born to street performers

1: What a fruit.
2: Poor guy never had a chance, he's a total a fruit of the womb.
1: is that his mom cleainng his nose?

by yeaaaa November 11, 2007

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