February 29

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick

Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers

by TheyloveLLL February 1, 2025

March 29

March 29th is national kiss your boyfriend day

Hey it’s March 29 give me unlimited kisses

by Livergirl3987 March 29, 2023

October 29

October 29 Is a holiday where you slap your siblings on the head! 0nce you slap them, they cant do it back. Show them the rules after!

you: *slaps on head*

sibling: "hey why did you do that?!"
you: "its october 29!"

sibling: "so?"
you: "search on Urban Dictionary"

by yoshi and kirby master October 3, 2021

October 29

On October 26th you have to ask you bestfriend out.

*kisses bestfriend*

Why did you do that

Sorry dude its October 29th

by Born the day before Halloween October 15, 2021

january 29

a little piss baby. what a fucking little squirrel cunt. january 29th babies pee there pants after 4 shots and cry to adele in their car at 3 am. what a loser. fucking bitch.

damn that girl born on january 29th is soooo lame

by theaquarianmind November 23, 2021

October 29

The birthday of the bitchboy I still miss.

A: Don't ever remind them its October 29th.
B: oh why?
A: it's the birthday of the bitchboy they still miss.

by Yeahitsmeistillmissyou October 29, 2023

October 29

National cry yourself to sleep day... which is everyday

John:bro it’s national October 29, which is cry yourself to sleep day!
Mark: oh that everyday for me.
John:..oh...

by GreyRex October 29, 2020