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Turkey talking 

When the 45th POTUS repeats the offensive talking points crafted by Turkish President Erdogan by saying that Syria just had to be “cleaned out.”
Of course it’s fucking genocide but I like to use nice words and call it “Turkey talking!”
Turkey talking by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
refers to the expression of thoughts or feelings that you would not usually say, while being on e.

when i said i loved you it wasn't me it was the e talking
e talking by fanity August 16, 2008

I have no idea what you're talking about 

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.
Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.
His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

Head Talking 

Females invented the "head talk" ..but it really never became a twissue(twitter issue) until the phrase "headtalking" came about. Back in the day, they use to just say "shut up" but now men are all like "please don't talk my head" ..i mean...both sexes talk heads but...sometimes it's just like "bitch talk to my other head" ...i understand.
This girl on the phone is talking my head.

Please don't talk my head!

Ricky seemed to have majored in head talking.
Head Talking by kizrobot January 3, 2011

murray the talking daemonic skull 

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.
murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???