Nigga you thought!

When you're expecting something typical, but the completely unexpected happens instead.
"I can beat his ass. He 5'4 and im 6'1 225lbs"

*said ass beater gets his ass beat*

the actual ass beater: NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!
by thvniggv March 30, 2025
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Tv Thought

Thinking outside the box,, as in a tv. Don’t conform to society’s drafted thoughts,, thinking creates thoughts, and thoughts outside the box are tv thoughts.
Bubblegum must’ve been a tv thought.
Tv thoughts are what drives this economy forward.
by Naturerules July 28, 2018
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rape thoughts

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest
by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018
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Colour Thoughts

When certain thoughts align with certain colours.
Red Thoughts - Sex / Romantic thoughts
Green Thoughts - Normal, positive thoughts

Blue Thoughts - Mundane, everyday thoughts
Black Thoughts - Thoughts that should be very much illegal
Purple Thoughts - Thoughts of self harm and suicide.
Orange Thoughts - Playful, weird, fruity thoughts that make no sense
Pink Thoughts - Thoughts of negativity and unhappiness
I'm having some crazy Colour Thoughts right now, bro! Damn
by CoryXZeeke September 6, 2023
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Pot Thought

One of those crazy thoughts that pops into your head when you're stoned out.
Stoned Guy 1 "Dude, we should turn this couch into a spaceship and go to the moon."

Stoned Guy 2 "We might find ALIENS, man!"

Not Stoned Guy "Dude, what a pot thought."
by EvanAlmighty January 27, 2010
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