shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.

That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.

by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021

spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

mountain range

Mountain range is an insult you can use against people who have a lot of acne on their forehead

Person one: You are so ugly!
Person 2: At least I don’t have a mountain range!

by Pornhub-Wormhole March 18, 2021

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Mountain Spinach

Weed, Dope, Marijuana, Cannabis, Reefer

Lets smoke some mountain spinach!
I had a great crop of mountain spinach this year!

by Ouboet1124 October 24, 2011

mountain tickler

To replace a traditional "mustache ride" for men with beards instead of mustaches who want their partner to sit on their face.

Who wants a mountain tickler?

by Dwight d Eisenhauer February 6, 2015

Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021