Sweater

An article of clothing that your mother makes you wear whenever she is cold.

Son comes inside, from riding his bike, to get a drink of water.

Son: "Mom I'm going back out to ride with my friends."
Mom: " Get back here young man. It's cold out there. You are not going back out until you put this sweater on."
Son: But mom! It's 68° and I'll be too hot.

Mom: You will. Not go back out without wearing this. End of story.

Son: OK Mom.

by T0my2T0n3 November 30, 2017

Sweater

One who sweats.

Bill: Gosh tom sure has been sweaty lately...
John: Hah, yeah. What a sweater

by FoxXxTaco April 3, 2017

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Canadian Sweater

Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking

Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.

by nomma regor July 14, 2022

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Dick Sweater

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

by Dickuare December 10, 2017

sweater thursday

An international day of the week known as “sweater thursday” where people from all races and backgrounds wear sweaters.

Origin: Hickory Ridge High School
Creator: Banks Maynard

Jim: What’s tomorrow?
Banks: Jim, tomorrow is sweater thursday!

by banksmaynard October 12, 2017