Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep

I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhood “starfish picker”

by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025

puker starfish

asshole

your butt looks like a puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.

Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!

by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015

Kentucky Starfish

1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.

2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish

Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!

Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?

Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.

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by BoxBuster October 4, 2015