Slothgiving

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.

Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016

slothaholic

someone who has a addiction to sloths, but also has no hope for the future and will die alone with furry cats.

that weirdo over there is a slothaholic

by bananamonkey21 February 19, 2017

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋

She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!

by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017

Slothed

When a person is lazy. Someone doing nothing productive all day.

You slothed all weekend.

by Bonafide1 January 12, 2018

Smooth

Adj.

General beverage descriptor indicating that one lacks the capacity to distinguish between or articulate nuance in flavor.

“Damn I love Glenlivet. Have you ever tried the 18 year?”
“Yeah man. It’s so smooth”

by Julius Fitzpatrick August 27, 2018