The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
by Slick James April 19, 2010
Get the Sock pervertsmug. Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.
The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
by Coltronix October 27, 2011
Get the Power Sockingmug. by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008
Get the socks for Christmasmug. Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 1, 2017
Get the Socks on a roostermug. Typically white knee-length with stripes at the top. Looks good on both girls and guys. However, in the latter case should always be worn with short (mid-thigh or above) shorts and NEVER with sandals.
by futterwacker678 August 19, 2010
Get the Tube socksmug. A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.
by Homicidal Artist July 5, 2007
Get the Stiff sockmug. An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003
Get the Fart Sockmug.