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Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.
by Slick James April 19, 2010
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Power Socking

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
by Coltronix October 27, 2011
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socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer
by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008
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Socks on a rooster

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 1, 2017
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Tube socks

Typically white knee-length with stripes at the top. Looks good on both girls and guys. However, in the latter case should always be worn with short (mid-thigh or above) shorts and NEVER with sandals.
denim short shorts, tube socks and vans slip ons is a classic look, and extremely comfy in summer.
by futterwacker678 August 19, 2010
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Stiff sock

A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.
1. Stop being such a stiff sock, and come on!

2. That guy is totally a stiff sock.
by Homicidal Artist July 5, 2007
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Fart Sock

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003
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