Lady Sir

While sirs are guy sirs, dames are lady sirs. It is a polite way to address a dame you want to talk to but do not know her name.

Excuse me, lady sir, your hem is looking fantastic today.

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017

Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012

cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025

Sir Him

The Him King's right hand man, who possesses a cane with a secret sword inside.

"I am sir him."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Sir Toke N' Choke

One who rips the green everytime to the point of choking. Often coughs till next hit and then repeats his actions. Sometimes leads him to puke or gag, but almost always gets on his level fast.

Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Choke.
Guy 2: *Cough* I know man *Cough*

by Sir Toke N' Voke February 23, 2015

Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB

Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025