Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

Shitting on kaz day

March 16th shitting on kaz day!

Kaz: makes a hc
People: FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS
This is shitting on kaz day

by Glitch_Flame March 16, 2022

Shittinf

Taking an extra long dump that completely carousels your anus into a hurricane so when you try to tell someone your pooping it comes out like that

“Dude I’m Shittinf right now”

by Yellow55 March 28, 2022

shitting elixer

When it feels like your opponent in clash Royale has infinite elixer

How did he put a mega knight and a e giant so fast he’s shitting elixer!

by Shitting elixer March 29, 2022

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

shittington cumming

During intercourse, someone takes a shit on your face as you finish cumming over sweating naked bodies

Dude 1: I just started shittington cumming all over your face
Dude 2: What the actual fuck

by dummy thicc mop May 17, 2022