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nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."
by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015
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Cheese Shakes

When one does not shower for 3 days and runs 2 miles per day and his balls become extremely sweaty and nasty, then he would grab his balls after they are pasted to his leg then shake other people's hands.
"Dude when I met that guy I totally gave him Cheese Shakes!" Cheese
by Meat Rocket April 11, 2010
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Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.
by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008
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cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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Miso Shake

Violent tremor that occurs prior to sipping Miso Soup from a Miso Soup spoon.
After a long night of moleing, Jacc had the miso shakes at Shinju Sushi.

shite, the miso shake made me spill my soup on my new dungarees.
by Cuckis69 February 15, 2019
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hug-shake

the awkward phenomenon that occurs when saying bye to your friends' friend who you just met and not knowing whether to go in for the hug too or just the handshake.
After meeting/saying good bye to Mary, I went to give her a hug, she went for a handshake. We successfully completed a hug-shake.
by mntwins07 July 25, 2011
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Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.
Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”
by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018
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