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Invalid Salad

The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
by Book1245 April 2, 2011
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pubic salad

When a person goes down on a woman (oral sex) and she has unshaven genitalia. (hairy vagina munch)
Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.
by museo gam January 27, 2011
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crab salad

A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.
"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan
by poor noliman June 29, 2011
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logo salad

Logo Salad, noun. The page in a website or in a Powerpoint presentation that shows all the logos of your partners or customers in a big jumble with the most impressive ones slightly bigger than the others.
Person #1: In this next slide you'll see the brands within the ___ family...
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.
by nothankyoureally December 9, 2011
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chop salad

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad
"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"
by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014
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caeser salad

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.
I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.
by Bohdar November 14, 2013
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Vodka Salad

V8 Fusion and Vodka.

A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"

Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
by MeanJoeFunStory May 11, 2014
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