by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022
Get the Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!mug. A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
Get the Five Course Taco Spreadmug. The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
Get the Real Programmer Spreadmug. When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.
Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk
by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020
Get the Spreadingmug. by Yung weej May 12, 2024
Get the Goon Spreadmug. When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022
Get the Eye Spreadingmug. Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
by romaaw May 13, 2024
Get the Sploodge Spreadingmug.