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poke relationship

when two people share a relationship which degraded straight down to giving and recieving pokes in facebook.
Person 1: "Hey how's everything going with that girl u met in France?"
Person 2: "It all came down from an open relationship to a poke relationship"
by Esteban.Arias93 July 25, 2011
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Lifeboat Relationship

Noun,
A side relationship created before the end of a relationship that the cheater transitions to after the break up.
A: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl.
B: Nah, it's all good. She had a little lifeboat relationship, so I dodged a bullet really.
by RandomRobb July 28, 2016
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relationship overhead

The unnecessary bullshit and massive amount of time needed to maintain a relationship of any kind

A burdensome cost when dealing with human relations
"Why did you break up with Sabrina?" "Her breath stunk, and she was way too expensive in terms of relationship overhead"
by JGS617 February 5, 2019
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relationship guru

You should hit up the Dan Burns he is the best relationship guru
by Sexstar123 April 20, 2018
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A sam relationship

When you text everyday and flirt all the time but you wont date. One person is too scared, religious, or prude to daye the other one and tells them. Yet they continue to lead them on bu flirting everyday. Eventually the person being led on loses hope.
"Hey bro why wont she be my girlfriend we have been talking for a while?"
"Ohhh you are in a sam relationship!"
by There arent any names October 9, 2014
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micro-relationship

When you've been engaging in sexual activity with another person for 2 to 5 months monogamously, but then the relationship abruptly ends. This is before you are officially dating and refer to said other person as a boyfriend or girlfriend. Toward the end of the experience, you begin to question whether you will end up with this person until you realize that a more likely outcome is that you will never see them again.
I'm still looking for love Nico. All I've had are a couple micro-relationships since I moved here, but nothing serious yet.
by Ancora504 March 4, 2019
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Open Relationship

a open relationship is when a couple is publicly known to be an exclusive faithful loyal committed to each other relationship and plan on getting married one day...just haven't made it official. maybe working on saving up wedding ring. or their home etc.
im in a open relationship with PANAM
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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