redneck cocaine

methamphetamines,also known as crank

Lee Roy and Hank were sentenced to 20 years for manufacturing redneck cocaine.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

ricer redneck

a person with bad taste and little knowledge of nice cars that believes they can join the "import scene" with their busted-ass cars (usually a slow domestic or very old import). they proceed to then add usually cheap (see: American Products Company) aftermarket parts to include loud mufflers, the biggest cheapest spoiler, windshield washer LED's, altezza tailights, light up tire valves, an array of stickers from companies who wouldn't even talk to them about sponsorship, and maybe even nice rims. these individuals will drive arround in their junk cars and believe they are cool and chicks/guys are checking out their cool cars when in fact they are glad they aren't in the car with them being laughed at also.

cool guy 1: man, did you hear that ricer redneck drive by?
cool guy 2: how could i not? it sounded like he was driving a weed-eater at full throttle. i think he was late for work at the taco bell again.

by Big D October 7, 2004

urban redneck

Person who can survive equally well in the outdoors and in the big city.

he is an urban redneck

by Shorty McPuff February 10, 2010

suburban redneck

A person dwelling the suburbs that behaves like a redneck bringing the rest of the neighborhood down. These people can be found all over America and are not limited to the southern USA. They can typically be found in too tight sweatpants (with camel toe), flannels, & sneakers. Haircuts may include the mullet and/or teased bangs.

Our neighbors are such suburban rednecks! They have shit all over the lawn and a bunch of broken down cars.

by sha_77 June 11, 2006

The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 29, 2006

redneck rich

1. When your truck costs more than your house.
2. Owning an expensive truck (in some cases a car) for which you are too poor to buy gas.

That guy's house has cheaper wheels than his truck, he's redneck rich.

by chuwii2 April 3, 2014

Redneck Girl

Any girl that knows how to fish,hunt,loves her family and friends and stand up for herself. A girl that does not mind getting her hands dirty.. A true Redneck Girl can be a TomBoy at heart but knows how to be a Lady as well.

Cindy loves to hunt,fish and go 4 wheeling and being a Redneck girl she is always a Lady doing it.. She is never vulgar...

by Gwyndalyn June 18, 2017