Park your pony 

To stick your vagina in a mans face

Park your pony cunt.

Park your pony by Pretzelrobber_1004 October 6, 2016

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

One-eyed pony by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Life is not a pony farm 

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

Life is not a pony farm by Brittalein January 26, 2017

my little Pony Friendship is Magic 

this is my little Pony Friendship is Magic

Hi Welcome to my little Pony Friendship is Magic

my little Pony Friendship is Magic by Jake is cool time to go April 25, 2022

my little pony kinder egg 

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.

Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead

my little pony kinder egg by sackTN July 30, 2022

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke 

I bet you think i copy pasted this.Well i typed it all out.

Waa! Waa! Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke hit me on the forehead! Waa! Waa!

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke by achoooooooo! July 7, 2022

show pony 

a narcissist who believes they are the best and everyone loves them heaps ( not as much as they love themselves though) but in reality they are a bitch with no friends who everyone hates.

OMG DID YOU SEE HER IN THE CONCERT??? SHES SUCH A SHOW PONY !!

show pony by Noonelikesmushrooms July 25, 2016