(if you are under 18 drinking vodka)
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.
by It's none of your business January 11, 2005
Get the Police mug.The rare and deserved destruction of a police car and man by the drunk driver whose freedom he attempted to squelch.
"Hey what's up man?"
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."
by Ralph "Scone" Albertson April 9, 2007
Get the Police Brewtality mug.Related Words
polive
• Police
• Police Brutality
• Police Officer
• polite
• Police car
• Police State
• police academy
• Police Box
• Police Chase
I met the president of the company last night at the dinner party and we made polite conversation.
I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.
I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.
by Blooshoo February 11, 2009
Get the Polite Conversation mug.People who's job is to serve and protect the community, more often than not taking slings(money) from crims and helping crooks out. Dumd dope heads often fat as cows with a nasty attitude problem.
Cuture of corruption, sexism, rascism and there the good policeman. Too busy working for the crooks to do anything good for society.
by Neddy Smith October 21, 2003
Get the Police mug.fat fucks we call them 5.0 pigs nigger chasers dick heads donut lovers krispy kreame robbers low life skateboard theifs
by Jeremiah June 27, 2004
Get the Police mug.1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.
2. People that put up all that yellow tape.
3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.
4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.
5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
2. People that put up all that yellow tape.
3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.
4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.
5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
by $LAYER November 17, 2005
Get the Police Officer mug.In the United States, a paramilitary organization whose primary purpose is to prevent people of color from interfering in any way with the daily lives of white people.
White Person: In general, I think the police perform a vital function within our society.
Black Person: The police! Run!!
Black Person: The police! Run!!
by Time4Pizza November 24, 2014
Get the Police mug.