pole bender

Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.

Gay guy: "i'm as bent as a pole"

Straight guy: "you're such a pole bender"

Straight guy to gay guy: "i'm starting to fear you now, you might bend my pole with your mind powers"

by I'm Andy April 25, 2006

pole patrol

People that are always on your pipe; haters.

The pole patrol never takes a day off from hatin'.

by JayJaySmoothe December 20, 2005

flag pole

An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.

My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

Pole Smoker

A smoking hot stripper who can work the pole

Throw that pole smoker a dollar!

by smilegirl April 9, 2008

dirty pole

Funky ass Graphic Design

Man, that piece was a dirty pole.

by DB August 6, 2003

scrotum pole

A term used to refer to the 'peentis' -- the other definition of this word is obviously incorrect and/or queer.

I have a ginormous scrotum pole.

by Chris P. Johnson December 22, 2003

pole smoocher

A person who sucks dick.

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.

by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006