Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021

Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper”

by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020

Panic! At the Disco

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Panic Dogging

What every dogger did the night before lockdown, panicking they won't be able to do it for a while.

Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?

Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.

by Top Dogger April 23, 2020

gay panic

when straight people are afraid they might be a little gay

im having a bit of gay panic

by Grgrfrfrfrfrgdfv June 17, 2021

Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.

Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

panic read

When you read at every available opportunity cause you are on a deadline to finish a book

It's December, so I'm panic reading to meet my Goodreads goal.

by Greengrey December 27, 2023