The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021
Get the Pubic Panicmug. People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.
by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020
Get the Panic Buyersmug. A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025
Get the Heterosexual Male Panicmug. When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.
by xmattisi December 29, 2015
Get the Panic Drinkingmug. Board Member Executive: "Hey Adam, did you get that ROI report ready for our top account we are meeting with over dinner?"
Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"
Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"
by cdud February 28, 2025
Get the panic heroinmug. Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?
Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.
Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah, it does.
Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.
Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah, it does.
by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025
Get the Panic Pressmug. The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
Get the panic fapmug.