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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
mugGet the Z-Loadmug.

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.
I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.
by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023
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Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.
He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.
by innovayahead November 16, 2014
mugGet the Load the dockmug.

hanging load

When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.
"Had an accidental hanging load in the loo earlier. I feel ten pounds lighter."
by richard rodney January 3, 2020
mugGet the hanging loadmug.

loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.
She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.
by Super Steve June 1, 2017
mugGet the loaded yammug.

soil load

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth
Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth
by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022
mugGet the soil loadmug.

loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.
That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.
by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021
mugGet the loaded weekendmug.

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