Nine Iron

A slang term for a gun. This is the result of a combination of 9mm and iron.
"You'd better bring your nine iron, just in case"
by Jimminny June 17, 2008
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Iron Vagina

When a girl is extremely prude and no guy is able to get with her, she is said to have an "Iron Vagina." Hence the name, the vag is impermeable to any male body parts (i.e. dick, fingers, etc.)and acts as if there is a extremely thick sheet of iron covering it, warding off any and all brave, unwanted invaders.
-"Dude, did you get with that hot chick last night, she was so gone"
-"Nah bro, she had such an iron vagina it was un-fucking-believable. i just went home and beat off...western grip"
-"to her?"
-"..yeah"
-"using facebook?!"
-"ye-..uh........no?"
by mr35act April 02, 2009
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stirring iron

Another name for a teaspoon, which stirs a cup of tea.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.
I put some sugar into my cup of tea and I need to stir it, so I ask another person to pass 'the stirring iron', so I can stir the sugar into my tea.

I need a stirring iron to mix .......
by Aussie born European July 26, 2006
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Iron Man

A superhero who, when people ignore him and take is powers for granted, goes back and kills the people that he saved.
Can he walk at all?
or if he moves, will he fall?

Iron Man lives again!
by Skelington December 25, 2003
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Iron Donkey

1. A large metal dildo preferred by some homosexual males.

2. A homoerotic sexual practice involving a very cold and large metal dildo inserted into the anus.

3. A reference to a very poor fantasy sporting team.
Tom can't wait to use his new Iron Donkey !!!

Tom really enjoyed that Iron Donkey last night !!!

That Iron Donkey lost another game !!!
by Joey F. April 05, 2008
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ironic chronic

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself
man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009
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Iron Claw

A highly skilled sexual manuever, when a man places his hand (or both hands - "Double Iron Claw") on the back of a girl's head in order to force her to give him head.
"My balls was stankin' something fierce so I had to give that bitch the Iron Claw so she'd slob my knob."
by RawFishscale July 23, 2008
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