Vagina crab

A chick who shuns herself out doing nothing for like 5 days wrapped in blankets being bitchy. So basically once a month....
I called sarah but she was being a Vagina crab so she wouldn't talk to me.
by Anthony April 01, 2005
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crab cake

A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!
Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake
by Achmed Baliman March 04, 2009
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Crab Ragoons

Chineese Food. Made up of crab, cream cheese, ginger, and whatever else them china men put in that thing.
I odered crab ragoons and some fried rice.
by LainaLovesMike March 31, 2008
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Crab Dance

The act of puffing out your chest, raising your arms as claws, and moving quickly from side to side as if you were a crab.
Richard, do the crab dance!

Give me a cigarette first.

Nonono, go home.
by mikeythestud January 12, 2010
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Brown Crabbing

when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shits in they're mouth, while the catcher splooges on the shitters gooch.
Did you here Alex was Brown Crabbing Jason at the party last friday, i heared Ayrton's mom was pissed but she was releived because she got to paint it afterwards.
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surf crabs

Surf crabs: to be itchin' for a surf
Cyrus moved from San Diego and is really itching for a surf. I hear he's go the surf crabs!
by cyguy July 31, 2010
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silent crabs

crabs that are silent
i have crabs that i am not aware of because they are silent. silent crabs.
by mclovin III September 25, 2008
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