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big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.
Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.
by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016
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Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.
by teakayallday July 8, 2018
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The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.
Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.
by Superman1248 August 5, 2021
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Ol' blue dipper

When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.
guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!
by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021
mugGet the Ol' blue dippermug.

The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
mugGet the The Ol' Lemonade Standmug.

Big Ol' Gabbizzle

Someone who's being a lil goofy gal any you just think wow you be acting kinda dumb. But like its ok because thats just how they always act.
Dudeeeee why are you being such a Big Ol' Gabbizzle
by Tate William January 28, 2022
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