mexican oil change

A fancy reference to an an enema used to ensure trouble-free backdoor action. Out with the bad, in with the jizz.

Things started off a bit messy, so I gave her a mexican oil change.

by Nozzletip September 28, 2007

Turkish oil change

A turkish oil change is when the female species inserts a funnel into the reciever's anus and proceeds to piss into the funnel.

one time my girlfriend gave me a turkish oil change

by bobbojangles November 12, 2010

Oil of Old Lady

A pink anti-age product that has been around for ages.

I don't think grandma's "Oil of Old Lady" is working anymore because her face is all wrinkled.

by Ms. Barcoder October 6, 2012

Rich Oil Gang

Notorious gaming/ganster/gay group formed at Gaither High School by members such as Marcelo(Sharkcelo) , Alejandro(Jawlejandro), Justin Childs(ChromeDome JC), Thomas (Tommy Thiccback), Julian (Jedophile), and Yefren (YeeZUS), these niggas will catch you with your pants down and clap you. Main slogan is “Shoutout to worldwide Queers, everywhere we go we leave them trembling in fear”

Niggas in Rich Oil Gang are gay as fuck

by Canardswag February 25, 2019

Oil Change

Urination while two men are docking

"Hey did you did you hear what Grant and DJ did last night? They were docking and Grant peed in the middle of it!"

"Oh you mean an oil change?"

by janeyikes August 10, 2018

Snake Oil Jesus

noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.

Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."
Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"
Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"
Jimmy: *sigh*

by Jaq Lemur December 9, 2008

Mississippi Oil Change

When you give one of your sisters an enema and then take her used enema water and give your other sister an enema with it, it is called a Mississippi Oil Change.

I read this on SoulSeek today. Some kid in a chat room is named Mississippi Oil Change. I asked him if it was like a Mexican Oil Change but he gave me the definition seen above.

by Russell Upsome January 2, 2008