An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 5, 2014
Get the Nothing to update your status aboutmug. by johny fucking depp March 31, 2021
Get the nothingmug. Yo have you heard of the Australian man that did something wrong in a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
by buttfart33 June 23, 2024
Get the Brenton Tarrant Did Nothing Wrongmug. by WhatAreThose! August 17, 2015
Get the Enjoy Nothingmug. 1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
11- Relative's lover.
12- Relative-in-law's lover.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
11- Relative's lover.
12- Relative-in-law's lover.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the nothing relationallymug. When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.
Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019
Get the connie knows nothingmug. Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
by Refugee chud May 10, 2024
Get the Nothing ever happensmug.