I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

the even hotter couple

jack and cate

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple

by ahs thoughts October 9, 2023

even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song

i can vape even on my hover board

by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018

I dont even fucking know

When you don't even fucking know something

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know

by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025

Even

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is Even."

"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."

Even is cute

by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019

don’t even think about it girl

popularly used in videos that could be written as comments

oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think about it girl

by wassup shaheer December 23, 2021

you aint even the fart

ice spice's version of "you ain't shit"

"you aint even the fart bro"

by carbohydrate club January 14, 2024