Sir Goonsalot

''Sir Goonsalot'' is a term to describe a loser who jerks off all day everyday.

''yeah ok Sir Goonsalot you are pulling no hoes''

by Sleepyboibear March 4, 2025

Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

by The Remsters April 19, 2024

Sir

Sir is the kindest, most beautiful, handsome, cute, adorablee, smart and loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Usually tall asl and strong and he is hilarious likee allll his joeks r funny. He doesnt realize how perfect and amazing he is. If you get in a rls with a sir never let him goo you will lose your worldd.

Jessica- "Hey did you see Sir today?"
Sarah- "Yea he looked fine asf omg!!"
Jessica-"Yess too bad hes dating abby otherwise id totally tap that"

by stinky1117 October 1, 2023

Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010

Sir Immmunity

A fiend, a devil, a pirate. He's skulks around the deep alleyways of the popular chat website known as 'discord'. He takes, and he takes, yet never gives. He's a schemer, never paying for something he never has to. He's a robber, a pirate even. Yet, he's uncatchable. A damned lizard man conducting 'trade deals' for substances unknown to the man kind. He's a monster.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Shut up, it's Sir Immmunity.
Person 1: Why the fuck is his name spelled wrong?

by Simply_Yeah September 7, 2022

Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick

by Anson Jai November 24, 2021