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27 my ass

To have a salad eaten from ones asshole.
27 my ass! make sure you bring napkins.
by FalseProphet13 April 5, 2021
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Suck my ass

When loose hoes step on toes & gots to goes .. not to be confused with suck my dick or eat my ass (male audience) - it is higher power
*girl looks at me; end of shift*
Suck my ass, you dumb bitch
by JeanQueen333 August 20, 2022
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angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina
"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."
by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017
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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
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My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️
person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö
by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019
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Abe in my ass

To have a penny in your stuck in your anal cavity
“Hey how was your weekend
Not good, I got Abe in my ass, I had to go to the hospital.”
by Thebest154787 October 1, 2019
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My Ass

Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?
Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass
by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017
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