Morning Congestion

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019

Morningstar

Morningstar is a divine title name given and bestowed to the musician “Poshmipo” as a reminder of his godly purpose , Morningstar remains the dawn , King of darkness , Arrival of dawn . The indie star 🌟 that shines and illuminate alone .

Lady 1: I can imagine why they dub Poshmipo the Morningstar among the rest of the celebrity stars

Lilith: Lol Poshmipo is the King of all stars , just call him “MORNINGSTAR”

by Morningstar999 February 16, 2021

Morbidly Obese

What others describe your mother as.

"Hey, Johnny! How's your morbidly obese mother doing?"

by germantapwater October 5, 2021

Facebook Mobbing

When a group of people use social media to bully an individual.

John was the target of facebook mobbing, after the kids in his school found out he was gay.

by Skylar01 November 28, 2014

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

morning bone

The Rise in your pants that occurs every morining

Hey bitch, help me get rid of this morning bone

by The Pollok March 13, 2005

morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005