0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
Get the Clarity Momentmug. Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long
by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008
Get the Chocolate Momentmug. by Bitchtits October 20, 2015
Get the hoe momentmug. When the whole of us crp 1 just fucks itself in the ass with a cactus and hot rebar
this happens so often that the general chat in ack discord is filled with members screaming why the server is not up
this happens so often that the general chat in ack discord is filled with members screaming why the server is not up
by Smug Russian Weeb June 5, 2021
Get the Ack momentmug. A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.
Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"
by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020
Get the Jahard Momentmug. When you have an Abby moment, you start to produce strange noise that cannot be repeated. Also you will experience a brain fart for the rest of your life.
Abby: Bleirppp
Sophie: oh gosh
Abby: hey what's going on?
Sophie: I think you just had an "Abby moment"
Sophie: oh gosh
Abby: hey what's going on?
Sophie: I think you just had an "Abby moment"
by Sharonn Pollies October 28, 2013
Get the abby momentmug. by maxzilla June 21, 2003
Get the kodak momentmug.