Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit March 3, 2014

Chocolate Moment

The precise moment in which someone refers to an item (Such as chocolate) In a sexual manner

Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long

by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008

hoe moment

When a normally sexually responsive female acts like a hoe but only for a moment

Wow Mariah had such a hoe moment at that party.. Did you see her?

by Bitchtits October 20, 2015

Ack moment

When the whole of us crp 1 just fucks itself in the ass with a cactus and hot rebar

this happens so often that the general chat in ack discord is filled with members screaming why the server is not up

God fucking dammit theres an ack moment happening

by Smug Russian Weeb June 5, 2021

Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.

Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"

by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020

abby moment

When you have an Abby moment, you start to produce strange noise that cannot be repeated. Also you will experience a brain fart for the rest of your life.

Abby: Bleirppp
Sophie: oh gosh
Abby: hey what's going on?
Sophie: I think you just had an "Abby moment"

by Sharonn Pollies October 28, 2013

kodak moment

1. a nice image for a picture
2. a horribly twisted event (sarcasticlly)

look at those two, now isn't that a kodak moment.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003