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Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.
The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.
by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016
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Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"
"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."
by Blagnarth January 19, 2017
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Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.
Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!
by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025
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moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?
by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013
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Moist

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by ICC off off off de November 23, 2021
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Moist

A word that means wet. It is used to make another person uncomfortable by its suggestive undertones and juicy sounding pronunciation.
Dude I feel totally moist right now.

I like my coffee like I like my women, moist.
by HhuummaannMMaann January 22, 2019
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praline moist

Praline moist is perfectly placed in any conversation and especially when nobody expects it
3 handsome guys talking: ....

Phillip as a high and pleasant person: so .... PRALINE MOIST !!!
by MoistP September 26, 2018
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