The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.
by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020
Get the Mr. Halpernmug. Mr bounce is ready for Freddy
by Jonibek February 17, 2017
Get the mr bouncemug. The sexiest Man in all of Scotland. The rose bud of the United Kingdom, and the heart of planet earth.
Tis a rare sighting to see him, but when you do, oh boy is it a pretty one.
With his silky grey hair and unknown coloured eyes, he'll pierce your heart with one glance.
He will protect us from chavs and roadmen. Adair is our saviour. Our lord. Our God.
Tis a rare sighting to see him, but when you do, oh boy is it a pretty one.
With his silky grey hair and unknown coloured eyes, he'll pierce your heart with one glance.
He will protect us from chavs and roadmen. Adair is our saviour. Our lord. Our God.
Chav: ewww Mr Adair is actual so gross 🤢🤮
Anyone with a brain: you fool, Mr Adair is the protecter of us all. Begone wench.
Anyone with a brain: you fool, Mr Adair is the protecter of us all. Begone wench.
by www.IHS.wiki.fandom September 3, 2021
Get the Mr Adairmug. A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Logan: Hey, that kid was seriously spazzing out back there. Is he okay?
Alex: Oh ya, he's just recovering from a fierce Patak Smack.
Logan: Another low blow for one of those wild Mr. Patakis' running around. Poor guy.
Alex: Oh ya, he's just recovering from a fierce Patak Smack.
Logan: Another low blow for one of those wild Mr. Patakis' running around. Poor guy.
by long d style March 23, 2018
Get the Mr. Patakimug. A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay
kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*
by a hoes mad June 15, 2019
Get the Mr woodmug. by sandy wandy December 12, 2019
Get the Mr Phillipsmug. Mr. Produce is a process of taking immediate action and making real-time visual enhancements to a live stream while it is being broadcasted.
by MVisuals June 14, 2023
Get the Mr. Producemug.