Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

Ai Long

Yes

Ron: Lemme smash, Please?
Becky: Ai Long

by EndMeNow May 25, 2017

Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone

Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami

by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018

girl to be long

When a girl is down to have sex for a long period of time.

wow that girl to be long!

by iamgroooooot June 11, 2017

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Not long for this world

You, someone or something is about/going to die soon

Jimmy has cancer, jimmy is not long for this world

by anonymous March 17, 2023