Loaf

Money. Same thing as saying bread

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf”
“Bitch I got loaf”

by me❤ May 12, 2020

Yes-loaf

Cake, especially delicious cake.

I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.

by sacredgeometry May 22, 2020

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Loaf

Shit

I’m going to take a loaf.

by Mattypaps July 2, 2020

Loafing

A sport where you attempt to shove a loaf of bread slice by slice into your anus hole in 30 seconds

"Dude some people were loafing at the party last night"

"Dam thats crazy"

by Deep fried water July 8, 2020

Loaf

When cats sit with their little paws tucked under them, so they resemble fluffy loaves of bread, and it's just an overload of kitty cuteness.

Oh look, Mister Beans is doing a cat loaf.

by LandDownUnder August 9, 2020