Step Loaf 

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.

The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.

You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot

Step Loaf by RicMaroo September 14, 2022

Step Loaf 

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.

Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!

Step Loaf by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Cat Loaf 

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

Cat Loaf by bobbly bob November 3, 2022

bone loaf 

when you bone a loaf

"Yo I had bone loaf last night"
"Thats sick cuh"

bone loaf by Stinkletin November 15, 2022

Double loaf

When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.

He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.

Double loaf by TaoNZen December 28, 2022

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

Meef Loaf by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.

"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."

muffin loaf by anonymous May 1, 2023