Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well

Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!

by corvette120123 December 10, 2021

they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers

Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf

by Umar9man March 28, 2025

Chilling on a Loaf

Chilling on a loaf. All about the context.

For instance trky, your girl is chilling on a loaf while you talk to stef!

by WeberOnALoaf May 12, 2024

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018

A loaf of white people

A group of white people.

A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.

I was asked to take pictures for a loaf of white people this afternoon.

Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.

I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.

by Niker4404 March 27, 2024

Loaf

When a guy/girl goes out of their way to impress, talk to, and or flirt with a person.

Parker was loafing with Logan trying to get some.

That girl was on the dance floor loafing with those cheeks.

by Billy Joe-Hagrid November 15, 2019

Loaf

Poop, particularly firm or constipated poop

I just laid a giant loaf.

by hottiethottie11 October 25, 2018