Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust

Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN

by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023

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cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 19, 2010

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A chain-reaction that occurs at a social gathering, meeting, practice, or other form of social interaction, initiated by an individual announcing to the group that they are going to be late, which in turn, results in other members taking their sweet-ass time to get ready, often resulting in the actual event being pushed back as far as even a couple of hours.

We were meant to have a banquet around 4o’clock this afternoon, but because the most charismatic person in our group said she was going to be late, she caused a late train, pushing back the party to 6:30.

by deyzle August 26, 2018

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Late Train

'Late Train' is a game. 6 men must get in a circle and have a carpet in the middle. They all undress, and they start to masturbate. The one who cums last takes 1st place. The other 5 must drink their own cum. Whoever drinks it the fastest wins, and the bottom three have to have a gangbang together. The other two winners get a 30 min. gangbang with a willing girl and 1st prize is a girl for 5 hours. All for yourself.

'Dude, I played Late Train last night!'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'

by Faggot Mouse September 10, 2018

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