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Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag
My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag
by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019
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Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!
Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!
by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020
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Lee Lag

Synonomous for the name Keelah, Lee Lag is quite fond of auto coreccting a young African-American girl's name with this term. Although not defined anywhere else on the world wide web, Lee Sin Lag happens to be the name of a Japanese fighting game character who seems to be quite popular in the gaming world.

According to the theory of deduction. Lee Sin Lag is cool. Lee Lag means Keelah. Thefore, Keelah is cool.

( If A to B, then B to C)
"I asked Siri to email Keelah again and it changed it to Lee Lag once more. Man, that chick must be really cool."
by Just a fun loving intern. June 28, 2013
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lag

An excuse used by EXTREMELY skilled players in competitive gameing.
Eli, hurry and get rid of the fucking lag, I had to SD in Sm4sh cause it kept making me lose.
by PoisN March 30, 2015
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het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.
I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag
by Idisch August 2, 2023
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Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017
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job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
I forewent the sport training because of job lag.
by modhek May 25, 2021
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