Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

lag

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.

by slangtypeshit October 27, 2014

t-lagging

Lagging in satisfaction

Tyler is so t-lagging lately

by ta1011 November 5, 2014

Chat Lag

When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness

12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe

12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:

by fukdurbichs November 27, 2014

lag theater

One of those theaters that get's movies a month after regular theaters screen them.

Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town

by tomschase November 24, 2013

Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

lag

An excuse used by EXTREMELY skilled players in competitive gameing.

Eli, hurry and get rid of the fucking lag, I had to SD in Sm4sh cause it kept making me lose.

by PoisN March 30, 2015