Kyle

Bitch.

"Hey you know Kyle?"
"Oh yeah, he is Bitch."

by Funny Tings December 11, 2015

Kyle

Funny, Smart, Can gave a laugh, Romantic, handsome, Generous...But if you don't have trust and honesty within the relationship, it's game over.

Eg...Heartbreaker maybe

Romance sometimes

Laughs ALWAYS with Kyle

by yeeeeeeeeehar August 22, 2011

Kyle

Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.

Ew did you see Kyle today?

by Iverystronglydislikeyou November 22, 2011

Kyle

Got some fuck up ass teeth

Damn bro fix yo teeth Kyle

by Xtrap May 31, 2020

Kyle

A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.

You’re suck a Kyle

by KingTaylor898 July 13, 2019

Kyle

A 14 year boy who nonstops drink monster, juul, plays Fortnite, thinks they can skate, and shit talks their mom.

Mom: “ I’m taking away your juul, Kyle”.
Kyle: “FUCK YOU BITCH IT WAS TOOTIE FROOTY”!
Mom: “ And, your PlayStation”.
Kyle: “LISTEN HERE KAREN, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAD LEFT YOU”

by Thicc Nig Nate October 28, 2019

Kyle

Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.

Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*

by kayvaline June 14, 2019