Funny, Smart, Can gave a laugh, Romantic, handsome, Generous...But if you don't have trust and honesty within the relationship, it's game over.
by yeeeeeeeeehar August 22, 2011
Get the Kylemug. Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.
by Iverystronglydislikeyou November 22, 2011
Get the Kylemug. A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.
by KingTaylor898 July 13, 2019
Get the Kylemug. kyle is one of a kind. not always in the best way. since he has learned the lesson of the high ground, he has come to realize that no one should underestimate his power because he is secretly the best vigilante out there and can make your death look like an accident. Although he doesn’t need the high ground because we all know he would still win lightsaber duals. he is a good vigilante because of his idol, the one and only Batman. once you come across a kyle you have to say the magic words in order to gain his respect. lucky for you, it could be one of two things; “The Return Of The Jedi is the best Star Wars movie” or just start rapping the rap verses to cleaning out my closet, because everyone knows the chorus(you dumb fucks thinking you are real fans). Kyle is also not very social, he has three super close friends and a few other alright ones. never underestimate a kyle like I said before, he can kill you before he could even blink, and is the best vigilante to ever walk the earth. and as though he didn’t sound perfect enough- he also has a 11in peen.”
Kyle is great
by PøRń$täR July 24, 2020
Get the Kylemug. A bosses pet, sucks the occasional cock to stay under the wing. Can often be found driving a clapped out Z71 spittin baccer chew, operator of a shovel and sits on toilets before removing the plunger.
by The lout October 25, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.
by crudekid July 8, 2019
Get the Kylemug.