Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarson is probhably one of the only American Idol contestants thathas actually acheived something more than one single platinum album.

Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.

Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).

Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"

Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."

Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?

Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.

by I swear I'm not with him July 28, 2008

kelly

a person adictaed to the internet

hey can i use ur computer no i hve a virus name kelly on it

by harold 123456789 February 4, 2010

r. kelly

A very talented singer who ruined his career by having sex with underage girls.

Man, that R. Kelly's music was the shit. Too bad he fucked all those little girls.

by whatmorecanisay August 2, 2004

Dirty Kelly

Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work

Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean

by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020

kelly

1. the office ditz
2. a brunette or redhead that acts like a blonde

1. We have a new sales rep that got tranferred from Utah and Kelly asked him if he spoke Mormon.
2. Vanessa Hudgens, Drew Barrymore, and almost every woman that's been on The View are kellys.

by your dog March 13, 2008

R. Kelly

the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.

R. Kelly runs R&B.

by california689 October 29, 2011

Kelly

Kelly is such a great name. She is a smart, talented, cute, funny,athletic, artistic, creative girl but we know she's more than that. She is everything to the world, anyone who'll have her is lucky. She would always be there for you no matter what. Even though you get mad at her, she still forgive you. She has a nice singing voice once you hear it, she's like a blanket that you can hug, she's probably comfy. Except she might choose other boys instead of you so don't get mad. She loves everyone for who they are. She a good sport player! Boys might have feeling for her aye. I love her. She's mine. Back off. If you steal her man she yell "back off" he mine bishes" She's amazing!

Person 1: yo, don't u dare be mad at kelly, she's awesome!
Person 2 : kelly is the best person I've ever met

by pottatowedges March 23, 2017