Jack Friday

Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.

I love Chuck Norris, but Jack Friday just beats him in everything.

by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023

Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.

It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!

by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015

Tiger Friday

A Friday that is going so bad, it's more like a Monday. Usually a Tiger Friday is followed by a need to meet friends and socialize to off-set the crappy day.

Fridays are either like lambs or they're like tigers and mawl the TG right out of TGIF. This is a Tiger Friday.

by Humpty Dump February 22, 2014

{[camletoe Friday

Send ur camle toe pics to a guy and ask if he got a boner

I just sent him my pics for {camletoe Friday}

by Ben James October 05, 2018

patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

Fatal Friday

Fatal Friday is where you wake up and start drinking on special Fridays, drinking through school and work.

Dude last Friday before summer let's do a fatal Friday

by Big D 444 June 15, 2018

Flannel Friday

A day where everyone is required to wear a flannel. Flannel Friday occurs every Friday.

Today is flannel Friday you better wear a flannel or else I’ll murder your family

by 1111122 June 20, 2022