Hannah

It’s her birthday today, and I want the world to know what it’s like being Hannah. Being a Hannah means you’re the cutest most sweetest girl in the world. It means you have the best laugh, best sense of humor, best smile, best hugs, best kisses, and you’re the best girlfriend. All of this is true because Hannah is THE BEST. She’s a person I hope to have in my life forever because I couldn’t picture it without her :) I love you Hannah, and I hope you have an amazing birthday. -Sam

All of Hannah’s friends wished her a happy birthday because she deserves a whole day to be appreciated for how wonderful she is. <3

by A fellow cutie :) August 2, 2020

Hannah

A “Hannah” is an obsessed, boy crazy girl who thinks there TikTok famous.

Me:Hannah is so annoying. My friend: ya she thinks she’s boy crazy and she’s still in love with that stupid boy.

by Wumboo lover7531 December 26, 2019

Hannah

Hannah is the epitome of dumb bitch juice. She likes to think shes quirky and “all that”, but realistically, everyone knows shes a piece of shit. She is the worst flirter to ever exist and sends men running for the hills once shes in their sights. Beware of Hannah, or she will tear you to threads with her hideous complexion and nasty nature.

“Dude, there was this girl who came up to me and just started drooling all over herself, and she kept smacking my ass.” —- “Let me guess, it was that girl HANNAH again wasnt it.”

by Bananers McMuffin March 10, 2020

Hannah

the girl no one wants to hang out with and is always forgotten about. she is secretly dying inside and has really bad anxiety and has panic attacks and people don’t realize it’s happening

Scenario 1
Person 1: Have you heard of Hannah?
Person 2: Who in the world is that? i’m sure she’s really weird!

Scenario 2
Person 1: Should i post this on my snap story?
Person 2: Oh yes. That would make Hannah really jealous!

Scenario 3
Person 1: Omg are you having a panic attack??
Hannah: No, i’m perfectly fine
Person 1: Are you sure? i’m trying to be a good friend unlike some people i know

by hannahpaige005 December 21, 2019

Hannah

hannah (banana)

hannah: hi.
me: *blcok*

by thehottestfittestmiaxoxo July 21, 2021

Hannah

a forever virgin

Hannah invited a boy over but he has a 9 incher and she is scared to get paralyzed

by snanjaj uisjs June 10, 2020

Hannah

You need a Hannah in your life, she's very outgoing but don't let her fool you, she loves to argue and make sure she's right about everything, if you're friends with her or even dating her you are one lucky person. She is perfect in everyway and so beautiful

Hannah is so perfect!!

by SexyGreves May 31, 2018