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Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.
Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!
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Greek

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Greek
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The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.
person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes
by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022
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The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.
The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...
by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018
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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Greek

Lady: "Just where do you think that's going?
Dude: Sorry babe, its all greek to me
by bigbobbybob May 24, 2023
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Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping
My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.
by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025
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