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fair-weather friend

A friend who is only a friend when circumstances are pleasant or profitable. At the first sign of trouble, these capricious, disloyal friends will drop their relationship with you.
I had thought Ted would stand by me when I was accused of theft, but it turned out he was only a fair-weather friend.
by Stephanie M. October 25, 2003
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Pamela hand and her five friends

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.
'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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friendasaur

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.
by James "Weenah" Carter June 27, 2006
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E-Friend

E-Friend (efriend, efrnd): A relationship between two individuals, taking place exclusively in cyberspace.

With the growing use of digital communication—email, instant messaging, text messaging, etc.—there has become a growing incidence of digital relationships. The term E-Friend is often used to describe these relationships.

It has a variety of applications; it is frequently used to mean any kind relationship occurring with the aid of cell phones, personal digital assistants, instant messaging services or email.

It may appear in sms (short message service) as efrnd.
Re: Let me just say to all relatives, friends, acquaintances and E-Friends, have a MERRY XMAS!!
Anonymous Email

"I have friends, they're E-Friends, just because I've never met them doesn't mean they're not friends!"
Taken from Friendster profile

"She doesn't mean anything to me, she's just an efriend."
Anonymous blogger
by Sean Garmire July 16, 2008
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friend reaping

v.
the act of going through peoples list of friends on myspace and reaping all of their friends.

friend reap, friend reaped.
Person 1: Dude, that chick had like a billion friends, I totally friend reaped her.
Person 2: Awwww sick, dude. Friend reaping is the way to be!
by goldfish & co February 20, 2007
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Starter Friend

A person you may hang out with when you go to a new city, new job or new school that you know you would never hang out with once you met some real people worth hanging out with
Girl: "what ever happened to what's his name from your work?"
Boy: "oh, i met some chill people at work so i don't hang out with him anymore. he was just a starter friend."
by NoUse4AName July 11, 2007
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poster friends

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.
"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."
by Lauren Y November 13, 2005
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