Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

glory lemming

glory lemming is a term used for mass media outlets in which they pair up celebrities with nobodies to give them a glimpse of glory

oh girl did you see her glory lemming are you sure that's front page material ?

by sanxity June 15, 2019

glory

she is the most beautifully structure you could hang over with her

oooh!edmund have you tried to hang over with glory

by Edraxc mchaga og July 21, 2021

Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

glory grip

the strongest puss¥ lips achievable by women. highly prized, rarely awarded. the best of the best. when a girls 🐱 is so tight that it squeezes on your dick & feels good as hell

“All the girls working for STEM hospitality got that glory grip”

by OvoMami April 27, 2023

Glory

Ha! UMAI!

Hym "You are selling something I gave away for free for the purpose of your own aggrandizement and giving stolen glory to a false god that you don't actually believe in because you are a fraud and a charlatan. And I know that they mean the same thing but the word 'charlatan' has a religious connotation that the word 'fraud' does not. You don't want me to say your name as bad as you think you do..."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Gloris

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.

"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"

by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021