Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

fortnite

a complete shit game that 2 year olds play

im going to fortnite

by philebinezer June 4, 2019

Fortnite

A battle royale based game in other words it's a lure for your uncle to sneak in your room because he can sniff fag juice every time you play it.

"Boy playing fortnite"

Uncle"sniffs the boy" mmm we got another delicious fag in the family

by Urmomwashere;) February 12, 2022

fortnite

the gayest game ever, now polluted with 8 year old cancers

used to be pretty fun, but they ruined the entire game after chapter 2. nobody over the age of 10 plays this game for fun

ew you play fortnite? what are you, 8?

by lil sharty December 9, 2020

Fortnite

A game that sweaty nine year olds play and flex about having renegade raider

we like Fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite

by lol boy 2169 fmrnrejg February 23, 2021