alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.

Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"

by QuacksO June 7, 2021

Extreme sledding

Extreme sledding is when you tie a sled to the back of a truck and get pulled around on it.

Last weekend my buddys and I went extreme sledding and we got up to 55 mph with me on the back.

by ThePatriot1991 February 19, 2010

Super super wow wow over the top extremely sorry

A word of expressing of how unbelievably sorry they are.

You are going to be like super super wow wow over the top extremely sorry.

by goodguyofagoober November 21, 2025

glandcanyon extreme

Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'

Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.

by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits

how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant

by darklite August 2, 2012

extreme tiz

a person who is extremely derp and has no final whatsoever... this person has 4000 to 9999999 chromes. they do not know how to function at all.

you are a extreme tiz. do you even know how to function you complete? you or no?

by mr.complete December 10, 2020

Extreme

A 2 year old named Paul. A complete brute if you will.

Oh my gosh... look at what extreme is doing NOW!

by kkl0vee August 13, 2020