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Emptyness/Tomhet

When Your Brain is empty and it has come to the level where you don’t just share a braincell with your friend, now you share emptyness. It is most common to have emptyness with a friend and a lot of times you think of the same thing. For some emptyness duos it can be hard to remember the emptyness moments that you have had
What is the absolute zero?
- ZERO
Friend: AHHAAHHA Emptyness/Tomhet💀✋
by Jellyuknowwhoiam July 16, 2021
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Emptytarian

An emptytarian is someone that has entered a major grocery store and found only empty shelves where food once was, resolving to change their dietary habits to conform to the new reality. It matters not whether this new reality is due to pandemic-induced supply chain problems, a zombie apocalypse, or a sudden rash of fanta pants. For those that had been vegetarians, vegans, fruititarians, and carnivores, the sight of so many empty shelves can convert them to becoming an emptytarian.
The store shelves appear empty but they are actually selling dreams, aspirations, desires, and lots of hot air that's all bottled up. I for one have one have stopped being a Vegan and become a Emptytarian!
by Zappoblappo November 16, 2021
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